Sat. Oct 16th, 2021
offensive jokes

In life you heard a lot of jokes which are solid in punchline and funny. But there are some offensive jokes that are over the top and popular among adults. So, for you we have complied a list of 50 vile jokes, these are my personal favorites and got this from reddit.

offensive jokes

30 Most Offensive Jokes for Adults

Jokes give a light funny shot and fits in every environment. Here some of the best messed up jokes that are completely hilarious and mind blowing.

  1. What’s the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fu**ck when my computer crashes.
  2. My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.
  3. What do you call a five-year-old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.
  4. What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
  5. What’s got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
  6. What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding… He still hasn’t unwrapped his present.
  7. How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave.
  8. How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
  9. How can you tell if your wife is dead? The $ex is the same but the dishes start piling up.
  10. Why do Mexicans never have Sxx Ed. and Driver’s Ed. on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point.
  11. So I suggested to my wife that she’d look sexier with her hair red… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
  12. Most 15-year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It’s their kids who cause all the trouble.
  13. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don’t be stupid, feminists can’t change anything.
  14. What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.
  15. So I painted my laptop gold, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn’t work.
  16. What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
  17. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice.
  18. How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? Flip it upside-down.
  19. What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A spicket fence.
  20. How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark.
  21. Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 Mexicans died.
  22. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
  23. Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t.
  24. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don’t. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
  25. Whats the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman knew how to dodge a bullet.
  26. What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?
  27. Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
  28. What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? They both had a downey jr inside of them.
  29. What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file
  30. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

So that’s the list of best 30 offensive jokes that I found on the internet. These jokes are funny and hilarious. If you know any other joke, please comment below and don’t forget to share it with others on social sites!

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